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Chris Matthews 

Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Chris Matthews by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010

matthews bridge 

How I figure it, "The Matthews Bridge" is the one in jacksonville Florida. As Fred says, "Im a red necked f**ker from jacksonville" "Take him to the matthews bridge"...means go and throw him off this huge bridge presumably?
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.
matthews bridge by mick sturbs October 3, 2007

Dylan Matthews 

Frontman of the uk based indie rock band "Stiff Dylans"
Are you going to the STIFF DYLONS gig saturday? Dylan Matthews will be great!
Dylan Matthews by Raziel2 August 9, 2019

Clay Matthews 

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Clay Matthews by th3druminator August 17, 2011

Matthews addiction 

when someone is addicted to beating his meat and loves to eat his own shit

Matthews Mum 

Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.

If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us

Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Matthews Mum by The God of Cod August 23, 2020