Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6
cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans
hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is
compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to
fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 -
It’s okay - she has a 6
cock mouth