Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

Wal-Marting by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

Beatles Mating Call 

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!

-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.

Beatles Mating Call by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012

Mating March 

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.

Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.

Mating March by fufufck November 2, 2020

Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.

Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!

Muck Masking by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010

Robloxian mating call 

A Roblox player (male/female) typing "123 for bf/gf" in chat to find a partner. The Robloxian mating call is commonly heard in Boys & Girls Hangout, The Complex, Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby, etc.

My little brother, Pablo was role-playing on Roblox, and used the Robloxian mating call to find his mating partner.

pablominecraft2009: "123 for hot bf"
kittenlover1234567890: "123"

Robloxian mating call by F0R7N1T3N0SC0P3R October 29, 2019

Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

Zodiac Mating Season 

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac

John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange

Zodiac Mating Season by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019