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Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism 

A political ideology created on twitter to describe the similarities between former Yugoslav leader, Josip Broz Tito and American YouTuber, Vaush. The political ideology was based off of the currently existing political ideology, Marxism-Leninism-Maoism. Though this ideology is satirical, some do claim this as their genuine political ideology.
Why yes, I am a proud follower of the works of Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism.
Marxism-Titoism-Vaushism by pimgeon December 16, 2023
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Marxism-Leninism

The best ideology, and one that never should've fallen.
Marxism-Leninism will solve all your problems!
Marxism-Leninism by PBJelly6 September 28, 2024

Cultural Marxism 

Cultural Marxism is sometimes labeled as a conspiracy theory by people on the far left, but this definition explains how most people use the term in political conversation:

Marxism can be summed up as the interpretation that the world is best understood as a power struggle between different wealth groups (poor, middleclass, rich, bourgeoisie, proletariot, etc). Cultural Marxism is a term used to describe the idea that our society is best interpreted as being a power struggle between different identity groups or cultures(women, men, gay, straight, black, white).

Cultural Marxism is used by most people refers to a kind of behavior that looks for power imbalances in everyday culture (like asking a person where they are from, or complementing a black persons hair) and problematizing those interactions, causing people to resent others for innocuous little social misdemeanors.

Cultural Marxism assumes the worst of the actions of a supposedly powerful group by saying that their little faux-pas are really egregious examples of latent prejudice, and excuses the hatred and rudeness of the supposedly weaker group by saying that their behavior is an expression of resisting power or "asserting their personhood".

Cultural Marxists hunt relentlessly to find things to be offended about, and claim to speak on behalf of all oppressed groups, though most of the time cultural marxists are rich, priviledged, upper and middle class white college women with multicolored hair.
"Like every moral busybody across history, Cultural Marxists always come at you with this famous glint in their eye that suggests that they know better than you how you should live your life and they will make you if they get the chance."

"Cultural Marxism is the practice of interpreting what people say in the most uncharitable way."
Cultural Marxism by Jermister December 28, 2020

Zen Marxism

The philosophical/political/economic beliefs of an extremely small and highly secretive international pseudo-religious sect bent on revolutionary enlightenment through socio-economic understanding and self-compassion.

It sure as hell ain't zen and it sure as hell ain't marxism.
Some Zen Marxism quotes:

"Life has to be given a 'meaning' -- because of the obvious fact that it has no meaning."

"Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind."

"Hope is a bad thing. It means that you are not what you want to be. It means that part of you is dead, if not all of you. It means that you entertain illusions. It's a sort of spiritual clap, I should say."

"If there is to be any peace, it will come through being, not having."

-- Henry Miller

Zen Marxism by trotsky113 October 13, 2008

Synthetic Marxism 

A specificity of synthetic materialism in which the structure of an organization serves as the design of a blockchain.
Synthetic Marxism collapses the workers' collective into a blockchain-authenticated reciprocity model.

Discord Marxism-Leninism 

Discord Marxism-Leninism (DML) or more commonly known as Leonism or in some occasions Moralistic Socialism is a socialist ideology about the ideas of Discord leader Leon Trotsky (Ice crem#1946). It follows very conservative morals such as tolerance towards religion and the disapproval of homosexuality but follows the socialist economic model, yet also promises equality for the people.
Discord Marxism-Leninism is pretty based and redpilled ngl...

Capitalist Marxism 

Capitalist Marxism is a term used when capitalists use a marxist framework to understand Capitalism better so they can use it to control the proletariat and mantain capitalism for a longer amount of time
Person 1: "dude,i just joined this bussiness school and they are talking about extracting the most labour value from employees!"
Person 2: " ah, it must be a class about Capitalist Marxism then"