Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

Mandarin dick torture by Frosteus October 3, 2018

mandarin'd 

Past tense of to visit a Mandarin restaurant (a Chinese Buffet chain, located in Southern Ontario).

Last night it was my best friend's birthday, so a bunch of us got together and mandarin'd it up!

mandarin'd by Co-D May 8, 2008

Mandarin Min 

A nickname for a cool handsome funny guy with blue belt in judo.

You are now Mandarin Min!

Mandarin Min by kenneth46 December 26, 2017

Mandarin affair 

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

Mandarin affair by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020

Mandarin Lessons 

Somewhere adults take you when you can't understand Chinese characters, even though most of your family can speak it fluently. You would learn it for most of your childhood, but after each class you would forget what it was even about.

Please don't take me back to Mandarin Lessons mommy!

Mandarin Lessons by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Mandarin Turnout 

When a girl gets screwed so hard in the butt that her butthole gets pulled out and looks like a Mandarin orange.

I jumped this girl so hard I gave her a Mandarin Turnout

Mandarin Turnout by Gspot0815 October 23, 2022

mandarin munting 

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

mandarin munting by yWaffle January 26, 2025