MTV 

the place where bands go to become sell-outs

i loved good charlotte until they got on MTV

MTV by Desirai January 3, 2004

mtv 

A channel that turns America's teens into mindless fuckholes who group themselves in large masses and scream whenever they see one of their dumbass pop idols come out. Constant exposure to MTV has been known to turn guys into fags and girls into dykes. The most accurate record of this is when the slut Britney Spears kissed the bi Madonna on the MTV music awards and officially became a lesbo, although thousands of 50 year old crusty men beat their meat to it.

My girlfriend watched so much MTV that now she goes to SpringBreak each year and takes 100 cocks a day.

mtv by TruthHurts October 6, 2003

MTV 

MTV=music television...*GASP* or in other words....MTV=FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...i don't turn on the tv to watch more reality tv bullshit like the real world...so they say, get MTV2!!!! thats bullshit...some one should sue them.

MTV is a load of bullshit!! i love hearing all the music that they play on there!! wait a minute...i can't hear the music...mostly because the people on the real world are talking during it. WHERE DID ALL THE MUSIC GO??????

MTV by hoybo June 10, 2003

MTV 

Soft core porn marketed to children.

We have an additional hour of nude hijinks from spring break after these commercials for Disney, Snickers, and Big Wheel.

MTV by X. Raraavis September 5, 2003

mtv 

A "music" channel that is often associated with seeling out, pop culture, killin the poor etc..

A hipper, yet completly different discovery channel

Mtv get off the air

Man I listened to MTV once and I was impotent for 50 years

I love the cock.....

(mtv)

mtv by Mr. T December 15, 2003

MTV 

Music Television

The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender.

You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.

MTV: the elusive and long-sought cause of aneurisms and spontaneous combustion.

MTV by mousetrap August 29, 2005

Mtv 

The PORN equivalent of Sesame Street!

Mtv "GET OFF THE AIR" !!!!!!

Mtv by jack offs June 27, 2004