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MTV

Music Television

The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender.

You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.
MTV: the elusive and long-sought cause of aneurisms and spontaneous combustion.
by mousetrap August 29, 2005
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