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mindfulness 

When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.
In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.
mindfulness by Bachelor boB July 11, 2021
Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.
Mindful by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021
Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.
Mindful by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

Mindfulidetermined

Created by Sibusiso. Explaining fully determined he is to attain mental clarify and focus.
Amanda is mindfulidetermined to excercise while dancing.
Mindfulidetermined by Rockman1 April 8, 2022

Mindfulidetermined

Noun > A mental state that examines once ability to balance two things.
Amanda is mindfulidetermined to dance while exercising.
Mindfulidetermined by Rockman1 April 8, 2022

mindful wizard 

The mindful wizard just gave me goaty advice for my life