Luggage Lafulglock 

Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.

Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"

Luggage Lafulglock by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021

Luggage Compartment 

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

Luggage Compartment by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010

Luggage Pioneer 

When you are collecting your baggage at the airport, the person in your group who is closest to the first bags grabs everyones bag, no matter what

MAN1: Hey joe i got this one

JOE: Nah dont worry i got it man
MAN1ok?
MAN3: joe i can get mine

JOE: im being the luggage pioneer cant you see?

Luggage Pioneer by EMITCH375 May 16, 2011

luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".

That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.

luggage loop by Jake March 1, 2005

luggage condom 

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

luggage condom by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022

Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

Luggage Handle by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023

Snow Luggage 

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.

Snow Luggage by Beardown69 January 15, 2015