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lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.
Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.
lightbulb tan by that guy888888 December 25, 2010
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Lightbulb Vagina 

A Lightbulb vagina is a vagina in which the opening is tight but the inside is wide like a lightbulb.
That girl needs to do some kegel exercises to fix her lightbulb vagina.

lightbulb vaporizer 

a great cheap way to smoke weed. take a simple 60 watt burnt out lightbulb and take the black thing off of the top with a screwdriver or plyers. then break all the shit out of the inside( be careful here) and wash the white stuff out.next find a a pop bottle, and a pen. take the pen apart so all you have is the hollow tube where the ink thing was. then take the pop bottle cap and cut a hole just big enough so the pen body will go through. wait for the lightbulb to dry, cant have any water inside. when it is dry, put a small amount a marijuana inside(make sure you break it up real nice) and screw on the bottle cap, it fits perfectly. then take a candle and light it and hold the lightbulb about half an inch off the flame.NEVER HOLD IT ON THE FLAME this makes the weed catch fire and the smoke is very harsh.the whole idea behind a vaporizer is that you dont burn the weed, just the THC. when you start to see something like smoke(THC) coming out of the weed then shake it alittle and breath slowly thru the hollow pen, you can hardly feel it but your getting a huge ass hit, you can to it anywhere in your house because it does not leave a smell at all. after you use it for awhile, it will become "dirty". dont wash it out, the stuff on the sides is THC, just hold the lightbulb to the side and use it like you would if there were weed in it, awesome high from the sides!
all in all it takes maybe 20 min to do and it will last a long time and gets you the highest you've ever been. if i had to spend 20 min of my life on anything, it would be this.
Me and Nick didnt feel like leaving the house at night so we just got the lightbulb vaporizer out and got fucked up right there in my living room.
lightbulb vaporizer by Mr. 420 July 22, 2006

Lightbulb dick

Johny sins has a lightbulb dick

lightbulb moment

An event when one suddenly understands something even if the concept had been explained several times before.
Mark had one of those lightbulb moments when he saw the ocean for the first time and realized how huge it was when he couldn't see the other side.
lightbulb moment by pkljm September 25, 2009

lightbulb crackpipe 

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
lightbulb crackpipe by Daver443 October 30, 2006

lightbulb joke

A type of stupid joke which is usually "How many (insert type of person the writer hates) does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is always something insulting.
Idiot who makes lightbulb jokes: How many Beliebers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three, one to hold it in and two to spin the ladder round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Gets slapped in the face*