leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

leaky anus syndrome by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011

leaky wiener syndrome 

No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.

I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

leaky wiener syndrome by stevendorf May 1, 2008

Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS) 

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS) by Incalculable Accountant March 29, 2015

Leaky-eye Syndrome 

It's when your eyes water from hay fever or chopping onions.

I got leaky-eye syndrome from chopping onions.

Leaky-eye Syndrome by Sinead Jackson June 15, 2018

leaky butthole syndrome 

Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea

"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"

leaky butthole syndrome by IrishMerc September 29, 2021

Boone's Leaks 

The unbearable yet inevitable urge to take a leak after binge drinking a bottle of Boone's wine-like beverages

Megan's taking a piss, she chugged down a bottle of Boone's Sun Peak Peach and got a bad case of the Boone's Leaks.

Boone's Leaks by meaganvd February 23, 2011

leaky butt syndrome 

A leak at the tail end of the GI tract.

If you could hear the drip, drip, drip, you’d know immediately that he was suffering with leaky butt syndrome!

leaky butt syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2024