Language Simp 

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.

Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*

Language Simp by Average language speaker July 26, 2022

foreign language tool 

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

foreign language tool by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

KatyCat Language 

Language KatyCats (Katy Perry hardcore fans) use.

KatyCat Language-Speshul, Purrfect(ion), Totes Mahgotes, Bearcunt.

KatyCat Language by Your Mothers Mom. August 1, 2012

American Sign Language 

American Sign Language (or ASL) is the dominant sign language of the Deaf community in the United States, in the English-speaking parts of Canada, and in parts of Mexico

"ASL Classroom was amazing! Right away I noticed improvement in my signing, and it was so great to be able to practice with other ASL learners twice a week. It was wonderful to finally get any questions I had about American Sign Language answered and the teacher was always so helpful. I learned so much!
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American Sign Language by Soccar_Mom October 22, 2012

english(pirate) language on facebook. 

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

english(pirate) language on facebook. by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

barn language 

Language that is said all the time in the barn... usually involves the words shit, ass, godddamn it, and son of a bitch.

Example of barn language:
Bob: There is a whole lot of cow shit lately.
Bill: Yup!!
Bob: God Damn it... my cow had started a fire. Might as well put er out. Shit!!!

barn language by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

Inflationary Language

A language created by Victor Borge. Every word that has a sound like a number (such as forehead) gets one added to it (fivehead).

With inflationary language, "Once upon a time, the Constitution was written." becomes
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."

Inflationary Language by Mamahud February 8, 2010