Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.
Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-
A khristophe is the best friend uwill ever meet he is usually sad or says he's lonely so u gotta be a great friend towards him and get to know him and he is a really cool guy😎
A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.
"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."
Kris-Tap-Her
A sexual reference that some one uses to say have sex with another girl when the guys name is kris Tap as in fuck
So kris tap her
Kristapher
Kris: shit man she's hot Guy1: Kristapher
Kris: dude i think i just might
Guy1: hell yeah man
kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)