Kindle

contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian

1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny

by MichealCeraFan February 27, 2018

Amazon Kindle

Is an Electronic Book Reader (E-Book). They have made 2 editions. The Kindle 1 & 2. The Kindle hardware devices use an electronic paper display and download content over Amazon Whispernet using the Sprint EVDO network. Kindle hardware devices can be used without a computer, and Whispernet is accessible without any fee.They also have an app for the iPhone & the iPod Touch called the 'Kindle for iPhone'. There has been alot of criticism over the Kindle stating that it should atleast try to compete with todays technology & PDA's & such. The Kindle has to depend on Sprints celular network which can have low signals at times. In my opinion I think that it should come with fun features on the side such as, Opera mini web browser, Flash support for live streaming, WiFi, If its on the Sprint network then it should be SMS enabled, With a Micro SD card slot. And maybe even a touch screen. Then maybe it'll be worth its price (Which is $359, I think that if it had these features that maybe it would go up to atleast $400 which still wouldnt be that bad. Why would you pay close to $400 dollars for something that only reads books?) Anyway the Amazon Kindle 1 & 2 runs on a standerdized Linux 2.6.10 Kernel.

I don't really have an example for the Amazon Kindle. Its alright but it would be more kick ass if it had more features.

by Kweezy157 April 5, 2009

Kindle Elbow

Stress injury to the elbow caused by holding your kindle for hours in end

My kindle elbow hurts like a bastard

by MahaT July 24, 2015

Kindred

Commander of the BVR. Responsible for deaths of 1570.

“Kindred murdered shifters in 1570”

by jfoijioj4 July 17, 2023

Retro-Kindle

Pre-2007 paper based reading format commonly referred to as a "book".

Anna: What did Ade get you for your birthday, dude?
Brendan: This retro-Kindle dudess. No touch-screen or back light and the memory is full already. But haven't had to charge it once. Even beats my retro-Nokia 3310.

by Brandomoron July 9, 2017

kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015

Kindle

the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.

You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?

by jdhughes March 27, 2011