spam_in_a_jar 

a piece of useless crap

*kicks car* stupid spam_in_a_jar!

spam_in_a_jar by big shit brain August 28, 2003

sample in a jar 

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

sample in a jar by hottie April 16, 2005

saiouma_c0m_jar 

Is a popular tiktoker that was attacked because of seggsualizing minors, even tho they had that username since 2020 august-June. They were attacked for following a account named “danganronpasexual” they said they wanted to see there videos and was still attacked even tho they were bisexual.

Homophobic, cp, I’m not showing they’re personal information, I’m just telling the truth nor being mean, saiouma_c0m_jar, kskowmelkowkq

saiouma_c0m_jar by Hello29182891728192928 March 16, 2021

Pointless Story Jar 

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.

"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

Pointless Story Jar by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010

slut jar 

a decorative jar that people who have done sexual things or said inappropriate comments add money to

My roommate paid the slut jar one dollar for her boyfriends christmas present...

slut jar by room21 January 4, 2009

spit jar 

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis

"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off

spit jar by The big boy mike January 14, 2016

San Antonio Cookie Jar 

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

San Antonio Cookie Jar by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015