Jago 

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.

It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.

Jago by krn2001 November 22, 2021

jagO 

jagO has a fat choper

jago has a big choper

jagO by tiktak man March 31, 2022

Jago 

a bumlick

Alex: Is that Jago?
Alfie: OMG he's such a bumlick

Jago by JackalTheBomber May 28, 2022

Jago 

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).

That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller

Jago by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023

Jago 

He’s an exceptional guy with a big heart, one of a kind really. He’s kind, drop dead handsome, knock your socks off hilarious, and incredibly special. He fights tooth & nail for what he believes, my favorite person ever made.

Stranger: how would you describe the new guy?
Me: he’s a real JAGO if you ask me, except he can’t be because there’s only one as amazing as him ;)

Jago by rizz.a.balls March 2, 2024

Jago? 

Jago? (or Juggo?) = Did you go?

Fo Jy wenta fiworks. Jago?

... means ...

On the Fourth of July we went to the fireworks. Did you go?

Jago? by Yo! Mo Fro Bro. June 19, 2006

Jago Bucher 

He is often mistaken as Jago butch but really he is 'Jago Batty Bucher'. he looks like a white umpalumpa and the hight of one too. He a school boy but often has bad tease in what house to choose. He has a fit sister and a good looking mum .

You're such a "Jago Bucher"

Jago Bucher by GuyHorrell November 19, 2021