jaded 

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

jaded by UberJaded Trancer March 4, 2016

Jaded 

Its a Neurological photography deju va disorder /condition where the injured person brain thinks every item in any photography is associated to them in some way. No one is sure what causes this but it seems to affect Guyanese zone 3 females more than any other ethnicity/gender.

Clive - hey look at this pic of my home in Guyana
Anita - thats my home

Clive - wth , i lived there all my life basically

Anita - the car in front, thats my car too
Clive - are you okay Anita? you're acting Jaded now

Jaded by Big BoB helping ya June 29, 2021

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Crooked Butthole

Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded

Jaded by Jade Tea February 25, 2022

Jaded 

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

Jaded by Jxde October 19, 2014

Jaded 

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

Jaded by Funfactguy June 26, 2018

Jaded 

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

Jaded by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020

Jaded 

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

Jaded by Abaolive October 3, 2017