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J.K. Rowling 

the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"
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J. K Rowling 

An author that wrote many books, including the Harry Potter series. She’s also done many transphobic things, and that made me lose respect for her. Although I still love Harry Potter, I do not support J. K Rowling.
1: J. K Rowling’s the best! I love Harry Potter!
2: Haven’t you heard that she’s transphobic?
1: Wait, she is?? Ugh, transphobes are the worst. Does this mean I have to stop loving Harry Potter?
2: No, you don’t have to stop loving it. Just try not to support J. K Rowling’s cause.
J. K Rowling by do_not_talk_to_me December 19, 2020

J.K. Rowling 

Queen of the literary world. Praise her.
J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.

J.K. Rowling 

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.
Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
J.K. Rowling by TheNuminous July 20, 2008

J.K. Rowling 

Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike
J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.

J. K. Rowling 

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
J. K. Rowling by foundinthedark March 28, 2019

J. K. Rowling 

Person 1: J. K. Rowling is great!

Person 2: *laughs in transgender*