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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a show that began in 2010. It was aimed toward little girls, but got a fandom of a larger age group, called Bronies. The show was created by Lauren Faust, who worked on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Powerpuff Girls, so she is automatically awesome. The show's fandom has gotten a large amount of criticism from people who consider the older fanbase pedophiles and/or gay. I am a brony myself, but I'm not gonna talk about that. The show features 6 ponies, which includes Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. The names sound unappealing to many people, but the characters are great. The show is on Netflix, for people who want to try it out. And if you don't like it, I don't mind, but don't go "OMG BRONIES ARE GAY".
What Non-Bronies should act like.

Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: Well, okay. I won't judge you by the show you watch.

What Non-Bronies are like right now.

Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: OMG U R GAY.

my little pony friendship is magic 

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.
Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

my little Pony Friendship is Magic 

this is my little Pony Friendship is Magic
Hi Welcome to my little Pony Friendship is Magic

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

A popular show based off the My Little Pony franchise that seeks to cash in on 6 year old girls. However, one of the largest demographics seems to be 13-30 year old men and boys who take it very seriously. This show has become a literal religion to some, and has spawned porno comics as well as too many youtube poops to count.

One thing about this show is that, due to being better than your average cartoon on some levels(some humor, some character development, messages, although these are just compared to the average bullshit nowadays) and has thus become the base of hipsters and/or the average man who wants the hipster in him to come out. Be honest, you all want to be different.

If you would like to see true animation genius, watch Avatar: the Last Airbender
Guy 1: Ever see the new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Guy 2: Naw, sounds gay.
Guy 1: Not really, has some good characters and humor compared to most animation today.
Guy 2: Can't be as good as Avatar the Last Airbender.
Guy 1: Of course not, but you should check it out.
Guy 2: Okay.

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!