Oliver Hitchcock 

A stupid fool who thinks he’s bad

“I really dislike an Oliver Hitchcock, he thinks he’s so cool and he just isn’t”

Oliver Hitchcock by i watch porn and eat corn April 1, 2023

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles" by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Hitchanck 

To send the same seemingly pointless one-word text message repeatedly over an extended period.

Verizon is hitchancking me. I keep getting the message "Einstein" over and over.

Hitchanck by Woody Thrower May 28, 2008

hitchcockian 

adjective which defines the cinematic style of movie director Alfred Hitchcock; (about nouns) a movie or story created in accordance to the before-mentioned style

Last night, Billy watched a hitchcockian movie

hitchcockian by Johnny the Kidd September 13, 2009

Haithcock

The athletic director at your school who is female and straight, yet is very masculine and single. She may also live alone with various animals (mainly cats and dogs).

Dave: Wow. Is it just me, or is Coach Arledge really manly? She almost seems like a lesbian.
Mike: No. She's just a Haithcock.

Haithcock by M.J. Lazzeri December 14, 2008

Alfred-Hitchcooking

To use a knife to break apart frozen foods prior to cooking, usually in a downward stabbing motion

hey look, he's Alfred-Hitchcooking those frozen carrots!

Alfred-Hitchcooking by jestercat November 20, 2010