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ricardo hernandez 

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
ricardo hernandez by YungSack December 30, 2013
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Sneaky Hernandez 

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.
Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!

Creamy Hernandez 

When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.
Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.
Creamy Hernandez by LambBearPig August 17, 2009

Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez 

A phrase used to describe when something or someone is gone forever, like Aaron Hernandez.
"You think she's the one?"
"Nah, Im just trynna hit it once then I'm Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez."

antonio hernandez 

A Hispanic name usually owned by a sexy beast. Who is usually very attractive and athletic.This amazing name was created many years ago and was given too earth by angels.
Wow did you see Antonio Hernandez walking down the street.
antonio hernandez by herna.ndez December 16, 2016

Jay Hernandez 

One of the most amazing actors in the world! Jay Hernandez is 26 years old, and was born in Montebello, California. He has been in movies such as: Crazy/Beautiful, The Rookie, Torque, Ladder 49, and Friday Night Lights. He is an awesome actor.
Jay Hernandez is the best actor ever!
Jay Hernandez by Lizzio October 21, 2004

adrian faggot ass hernandez 

Bitch ass Luther fucker who screams like a little girl.