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hefnering 

To relax during the evening with a glass of your favorite liquer. Robe, lounge chair, pipe and firepalce add to the hefnering feel.
I"m having such a hard day I barely take it. When I get home im going have a glass of my favorite cognac and Hefnering it the rest of the evening.
hefnering by Hilmar Sigurdsson March 19, 2008

Heffadonkis

It is when a heifa (in most cases a male-but can also be a woman) acts very stupid, uncaring, and senseless. These people tend to be egotistical, rude, self-centered, HIGHLY inconsiderate, and tend to ignore the feelings of those around them. The people also tend to have another called CHD, or chronic hand disease. There is no avoiding these type of people because it is something one can develope over time and there can be different levels on the heffadonkis spectrum.
Why did you throw my ish on the floor? That was brand new!! Because I felt like it and I don't like you, is there a problem? Yes, heifa, there is a problem! YOU ARE SUCH A HEFFADONKIS!!
Heffadonkis by UloPeach February 19, 2010

gregory heffly 

Oh its gregory heffly
gregory heffly by Iamsopro123 January 4, 2018

Greg Heffley 

a book character who is a proven sociopath. I probably just ruined your childhood.
Greg Heffley by Cringe342 September 25, 2017

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.
Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.
Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009

Greg Heffley 

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
Greg Heffley by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017