Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

Hastings Middle School by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

Hastings College

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

Hastings College by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

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hastings arko

Hastings Arko is that next walad that thinks he is on badness. Most girls like this waffler and I don't know why cah of his Hyde looking face. Hastings Arko is scared of everything.

That guy looks like a Hastings Arko. Face looking all disfigured and ting

hastings arko by Namec July 6, 2019

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Hastings on Hudson

One of the nicest towns in Westchester County, home to everyone from blue collar workers to CEOs. Has an amazing public school system.

I got straight A's on my report card. Hastings on Hudson is such a nice town!

Hastings on Hudson by HOHnative December 9, 2008

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Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.

We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.

Hastings, Minnesota by hastings<3 May 23, 2011

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Hastings, Nebraska

A large farm town in south-central Nebraska. It is populated of mostly hicks and red necks. Although incredibly boring, its residents make up for it by using copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I am so glad to be out of Hastings, Nebraska. Even though it only took thirty seconds to drive through, it still took too long.

Hastings, Nebraska by residentofhastings July 7, 2010

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hastings girls high school

The place that gay kids are made. A queer factory if you will.

"Do you go to Hastings girls high school?"
"Nah man, I don't swing that way"
"Of course you do! You're either gay or you're lying "

hastings girls high school by Tastethelezbo June 22, 2016

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