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live organ harvesting 

The action of removing one's organs while they are alive, using no anesthesia.
"Did you hear about the live organ harvesting situation in China? "
"Yeah, I want to vomit every time i hear about it."

Cheddar-Harvesting 

A sexual reference meaning when one refers to cheddar as a penis and harvesting as in the act of placing the penis inside another partner. When referring to a woman, it is the act of a man placing said penis in the woman's vagina.
I did a great deal of Cheddar-Harvesting to that Ke$ha fellow last night in the Whirlpool Bath at the Four Seasons hotel.

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.
Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

cum harvesting season 

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

Organ harvesting 

Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
I believe the hospital owes me 104.4m children from organ harvesting trips
Organ harvesting by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Ass Harvesting 

When one bites chunks of ass off

Could also be less literal and just someone who collects asses and mounts them on the wall after mounting them while they were alive.
Guy 1: Yo man what happened to that girl Michelle you were with last night?

Guy 2: Yo man I was ass harvesting that bitch last night!

Guy 1: Nice! ( High fives)
Ass Harvesting by deadfisherman January 7, 2011