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you can’t play hitler’s harmonica 

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

pittsburgh harmonica 

The act of physically lifting up a girl above one's shoulders and orally pleasuring her in a side to side fashion. Only accomplished by individuals with grotesque upper body strength .
Wiz just gave that girl a Pittsburgh harmonica.

artificial harmonic 

A harmonic created when your finger hits the string immediately following the pick. It's the high pitched squealing sound often heard in metal music and is also called a pinch harmonic.
Guitarists like Zakk Wylde and Dimebag Darrell have popularized artificial harmonics.

Harmonic Minor 

The best fucking guitar scale!
Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !

sad harmonica 

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound
I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night
sad harmonica by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

czechoslovakian harmonica 

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand
Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica