Sandbagging

When someone remembers all of your mistakes, almost like picking up grains of sand and putting them in the bag. Then when they want to put people against you, they remind you of all of their mistakes, as if they were hitting you with the bag of sand.

Sheila: Shelly you're so full of crap.

Shelly: says the one who got mad at me on my birthday two years ago.
Sheila: what does that have to do with anything. Stop sandbagging me.

Sandbagging by Mlimbach610 August 3, 2016

Sandbagging

In Sales; the act of intentionally holding back deals till the next month to get off to a fast start. Stems from the belief that you can't perform to a high level without a competitive advantage. See also: Mental Weakness.

"Can you believe Jeff is sandbagging 72 deals so he can make May's numbers look better?"

Sandbagging by Lyle Carson May 23, 2016

sandbagging

The act of sexual intercourse with a quadraplegic amputee, (person without arms and legs), thus being reminiscent of humping a sandbag.

Person 1: Yo, boy's just hooked up with that quad chick.

Person 2: Yeah, he'll be sandbagging tonight!

sandbagging by Itchy Nitch April 21, 2011

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

auto handballing by gmw January 22, 2008

Sandbagging

Somebody lies down. Another person squats over that person's face. The person squatting then poos in the mouth of the person lying down. They then eat that poo

Me and my girlfriend were sandbagging last week

Sandbagging by FronkyDonkey E.F September 1, 2017

sandbagging

When someone talks almost endlessly about their past military experiences, including historical facts, anecdotes and tales of buffoonery. It is possible to be caught in a conversation with a group of sandbaggers, this can be a dangerously boring situation, difficult to get away from and should be avoided by civilians at all costs.

Tony: "Tim, did I ever tell you about the Naval Commander that invented the jubilee clip?"

Tim: "What the f**k has that got to do with anything? Don't start sandbagging!"

sandbagging by xpanda1982 June 21, 2011

Handjogging

The act of receiving or giving a hand job while running, sometimes for miles.

My girl and I were handjogging down the street, and almost got hit by a car right as I reached climax.

Handjogging by Jiggulus Diggulus January 10, 2009