Gretchen 

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

Gretchen by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Gretchen 

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?

"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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Gretchen by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009

Gretchen 

A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.

Who would ever want to live as a Gretchen.

Gretchen by Bsksuebao November 24, 2014

Gretchen 

A fucking whore, ill never forgive you Gretchen

"I dated a gretchen once, she sucked and should go die."

Gretchen by MishiMash December 11, 2019

Gretchen 

A fucking Bitch.

Gretchen is a fucking bitch

Gretchen by TonyFromBrook October 6, 2020

Gretchen 

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

Gretchen by Accident April 26, 2017

Gretchen 

She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk

Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.

person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".

person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".

Gretchen by PapaSelAid September 21, 2020