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mikhail gorbachev 

A Russain dictator named after the action done when any good Nazi sees Adolf Hitler at a McDonald's.
Guy 1: I bet you dont know where the name "mikhail gorbachev" came from.
Guy 2: Yeah it's the Russian form of Michael.
Guy 1: Thats not what I heard on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Who the hell searches for mikhail gorbachev on Urban Dictionary?
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Dirty Gorbachev 

The term 'dirty Gorbachev' can only be achieved when your sexual partner has an exceptionally large forehead. This act is described as leaving a shit mark on your partner's forehead by taking your cock out of their ass and slapping it across their forehead without wiping it off first. The result is that is that the dick leaves a mark similar to that of the prominent birthmark of Mikhail Gorbachev.
To clearly demonstrate Scott's mastery of sexual deviancy, he would regularly plant a dirty Gorbachev on his girlfriends forehead after anal.
Dirty Gorbachev by fastaire33 December 19, 2018

gorbechev 

The same as calling some one a tool or a goof.
Wow derek is a real gorbechev
gorbechev by gorb 1.0.1 April 15, 2010

Off like Gobachev 

When your flow is way out of tune or just simply too outdated to function in todays upbeat social enviroment.
"Usually i am pretty damned good when it comes to driving 80 mph down curvy residential streets, but the night I hit that tree I was completely Off Like Gobachev!"
Off like Gobachev by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
Terrible product, designed to rip off a unsuspecting person from their hard earned money.
Garbache
Hot Garbage
Worthless material
Terrible Product
Satan
Garbache by Correctomento February 10, 2013

gorbachoff 

Northern Irish slang word meaning to eat ravenously and messily. It also means greedy fucker
friend1-i want another burger
friend 2- u fucking gorbachoff
Friend 1- so what lol
gorbachoff by starshine69 March 29, 2010

gorbachopped 

A point of inhebriation. Originating from Mikhail Gorbachev. The scale of inhebriation ranges between tipsy and extremely drunk.
Jason, your so gorbachopped right now.
gorbachopped by gorbachopped March 31, 2009