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goober smooch 

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
goober smooch by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch 

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.
Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

goober smoocher 

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
goober smoocher by uberdonuts February 19, 2011

goober squasher 

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.
Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.
goober squasher by elle_bow July 27, 2010

goober snatch 

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.
man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.
goober snatch by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

goober snorkel 

someone who snorkels goobers
Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.
goober snorkel by jA_mes July 8, 2011