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Fixing my chair 

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup
Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair
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Fuxing foxing fuming fixing to fuking faxing Fauxing fexing fixing Fixing good
Daniel Raiter
I just told Dan he's wrong. Oh boy, he is fuming!
Fuming by RaiterBaiter September 2, 2019

Diane Foxington 

the hottest female in animated movie history. from the movie "the bad guys"
Diane Foxington is bad af
FOXING; (verb) 'To Fox'

The art of going into places you shouldn't, taking things you oughtn't to, and doing things that in most countries are probably just a tiny bit illegal. Acts are usually performed while under cover of darkness, with an MO directed in a more lighthearted vein, as opposed to an operation of terror or destruction. Can also be used to describe an outing of mischief. Similar to reality hacking, urban infiltration/urban exploration, and parkour, but with the added bonus of 'finding' random items to be 'purchased' as trophies for well-run missions.
Sample Activities and Term Usage;

1. Finding an 'open' door to an office and 'purchasing' a half-dozen paperclips from the workstation for trophies. Perhaps if time, rearranging important looking papers that were found in the 'unlocked' filing cabinet and drawing smiley faces in the centre of each one. Take the umbrella.

2. Collecting goslings.

...I don't think this one needs any explaination.

3. Deviant #1: "Man, we should go Foxing!"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love Foxing! So when do we start?"
Deviant #1: "Right now. Behind three locked doors, past a rabid pirate, and down a pitch-black ventilator shaft, there's an elastic band waiting with my name on it. You in?"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! But what do I get?"
Deviant #1: "...Uh, you can have the post-it pad."
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love post-its!"
Deviant #1: "..."
Foxing by Fox ...of course. *wink* October 14, 2006

Star Foxing

The act of placing a vibrating object on your genitalia for sexual pleasure. This can be attributed to the game "Star Fox" which was the first to incorporate Nintendo's rumble pack system (very well known for the final cut scene after you kill Andross where it rumbled for nearly a minute). This act was done by so many 8 year olds that Nintendo actually had a complaint center for it.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I started Star Foxing with the electric toothbrush.
Star Foxing by BrutalGrind August 8, 2008
Fauxing is a sexual act when a man wears a strapon harness to penetrate a woman sexually. His penis is not used for this act and may be confined in a cock cage or may simply not be used. Pronounced fox-ing
Tonight will not be unlocking your cock cage, get your strap-on and let's do some fauxing