shit for brains 

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."

2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

shit for brains by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

I'm Too Old For This Shit 

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

I'm Too Old For This Shit by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

I'll tell you that shit for free 

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

I'll tell you that shit for free by muthar November 9, 2004

shit for brains 

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.

Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"

shit for brains by LILR1 August 19, 2008

Shit for food 

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

Shit for food by cscherme March 6, 2009

have shit for brains 

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

have shit for brains by Light Joker October 24, 2004

shit for brains 

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.

Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.

shit for brains by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011