shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

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Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

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Often colloquialized as "sissy-footin'", refers to the act of hanging around doing nothing.

Stop sissy-footing around and help me load this in the truck!

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pussy footing by Audra August 21, 2003

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When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

She was on top and she was flat footing me.

You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top.

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pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

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Walking a snuggle footed fur friend to make poopies or just straight up pupple footing

The ninja be pupple footing right there like it’s not even a thing

pupple footing by Pupple November 23, 2019

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