Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help 

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

mexican flat tire 

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

mexican flat tire by ionix January 23, 2014

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Flat Tire

In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.

The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.

Flat Tire by ASS-assin August 29, 2009

Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.

When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.

Atomic Flat Tire by Dominick January 14, 2004

The Flat Tire 

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

The Flat Tire by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

Flat Tire by jermlova March 18, 2011