Alaskan Fitzgerald

When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth

Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great

Alaskan Fitzgerald by Joesph Richards October 19, 2008

Get merch

Get the Alaskan Fitzgerald mug.

See more merch

Edmund Fitzgerald

When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.

Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".

Edmund Fitzgerald by GrandMaster T January 1, 2012

Get merch

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear

The full legal name of Freddy Fazbear from the game "Five Nights at Freddy's."

"I have to spend five evenings with Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear this week."

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear by The Amazing Guy 0 August 22, 2023

Get merch

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The last great president of the United States, a Man of the people, great speaker. He was a very noble man, who gave his life for the good of the average American citizen. Although it did no good, as the corruption of our government reaches to far for one man to reach. Here he warns of Secert Government Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaZ9pXvYTg

The President was trying to inform the American people about the deceit and lies behind the Illuminati infiltration of the U.S. Government. He made steps to dismantle the CIA , to pull our troops out of bloody affairs. This didn't please the Global Elite, he was soon killed by a "Lone Gunman".

The Global Elite killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy after he made steps to alert to masses to there presence , murder , and propaganda. He made steps to dismantle the CIA and other organizations that do the work of the Illuminati and there supporters in the U.S. government.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy by American Citizen #014256 January 13, 2007