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Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.
To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.
falconer by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

mr falconer 

a weak as piss dog
fuck you
mr falconer by daquavis213 February 24, 2020
Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.
Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone
falcone by ineed$ May 13, 2008
A man who’s gotten head from a female that resmbles a bird. One of the most disrespectful things you can call someone. Only one comes about every 500 years and only 1 in 1000 Falcones are literate. The only thing you can call someone that is more disrespectful than falcone is the shortened version “cone
*someone does something dumb*
That was a falcone thing to do... some falconery
Falcone by Falconefan69 May 13, 2018

falconettes 

The kick line dance team at Cranston high school west. They wear white dresses with red sequins as their counterparts the Westernettes wear the opposite red dresses with white sequins.
Last year I tried out for the falconettes and much to my joy I made the team.

falconettes 

The kickline dance team at Cranston high school west. They wear white dresses with red sequins (unlike the westernettes who have red dresses with white sequins).
I tried out for the falconettes, but did not make it.