eyebrows look funny

In America, when you want to tell a friend that someone looks cute without naming the person specifically.

"Oh wow, don't his eyebrows look funny?!"

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eyebrows deep

He's probably eyebrows deep in some Essex bird

eyebrows deep by Magoo August 23, 2017

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If you claim ‘eyebrows’ on a fact but are then proved wrong your eyebrows get shaved off.

“That can’t be right”
“Eyebrows gen, it is”

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Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.

Person 1: "That man over there has Shawn Eyebrows."

Person 2: "Ew, gross!"

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A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

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We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

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The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!

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