hotdog equilibrium 

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

hotdog equilibrium by Robert Story January 16, 2006

co-equilibrium 

1. A state of balance resulting from the co-equal actions of opposite forces.

If you are holding an object in mid-air (Not using your hands, by something like a fan) then you have created co-equilibrium in the object.

co-equilibrium by pappa da rappa December 6, 2010

urinary equilibrium 

The act in which one is drinking a beer and taking a piss at the same time thus, the digestive system experiences an equilibrium between these fluids.

"Guys watch me take a piss while drinking this beer"
"That is called urinary equilibrium my friend"

urinary equilibrium by Titty Monger January 22, 2014

Dome equilibrium

The state where a girl spits as much saliva as she takes back in while giving dome. Thus, a isotonic solution of saliva is created. Which then leads to dome equilibrium. This is the best state of dome.

Woman: How's that ?
Men: FUCKING INSANE!! I think you reached DOME EQUILIBRIUM?!?

Dome equilibrium by LanceMack June 9, 2010

Plateaued Equilibrium 

The lovely place between pissed and stoned.

Hey, Matt, what do you call that place between pissed and stoned?

Plateaued Equilibrium man.

Plateaued Equilibrium by marcowh April 13, 2021

The Z Equilibrium 

The exact balance between being on Heroin and Cocaine to keep your heart rate normal

At that party last night, I felt my heart slow down. So i hit a quick bump of coke to get me back to The Z Equilibrium

The Z Equilibrium by Zallen April 14, 2015

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

piss equilibrium by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018