Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.

Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."

Rush Limbaugh education by Adel7 January 16, 2008

Educational House

Educational house (edu house for short) is a genre of house music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially house music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

Edu house songs can belong to any subgenre of house music, but must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as house music (this includes of all accepted subgenres such as progressive, electro, deep, and tech)
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no adult content (e.g. songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as edu house).

Enjoy!

1. I was dancing to this tune last night while I was drunk, and all of a sudden, I know all the actions of the acetylcholine! I was really drunk too! I must have been listening to some educational house!

2. Educational house is so useful for memorising the twenty causes of digital clubbing!

Educational House by DJ Kronotrope January 1, 2014

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary

A hardcover print edition of the Urban Dictionary, with new editions published regularly, containing the latest in urban vernacular. Fabric cover with gold lettering to make it suitable for even the most distinguished of bookshelves. Paper and print reminiscent of some of the noteworthy lexicons of past.

I say 'ol chap, have you seen the latest Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary? A true stroke of brilliance and a joyous read if I do say!

Print Edition of the Urban Dictionary by WhachuTalkinBoutWillis March 8, 2016

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition

Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition by Signup Man December 10, 2021

California Educational System 

A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated classrooms and tenure/senority power hungry teachers/professors etc...

"Oh my god, that freshman is reading Johnny Tremain! I read that in the 5th grade! Damn you California Educational System!!!

California Educational System by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 30, 2006

Equitation 

Perfection

Equitation is great. You get to practice by jumping no stirrups with a crop up your back and tacks on your saddle. YaY fUn!

Equitation by supperhappyfungirl July 8, 2010