one eared dog 

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

one eared dog by rexcars May 27, 2009

floppy eared sailor 

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

floppy eared sailor by GDUN August 14, 2007

Big Eared Pussy 

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

Big Eared Pussy by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Cloth eared bint 

From the definition of bint, a cloth eared bint would be a loose term for a stupid bloke who thinks that women aren't lisening to him. and he would be right. wench can also be applied, or so claire says. emma thinks claire and dave make ou go aaahhhhh. and hib thinks the same. hib makes emma go aahhh.

Dave: Come here Claire, you wench
Claire: Piss off, you cloth eared bint
Emma:Ditto, and stop going on about the zone in front of hib.

Cloth eared bint by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Big Eared Pussy 

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

Big Eared Pussy by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Cat-eared pup bowl 

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)

You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!

Cat-eared pup bowl by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022

Eardstepa 

Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.

Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me long term.

Eardstepa by Cady Pane August 10, 2021