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Ding Dong Ditching 

The act where you knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and run away. This is mostly used on old people who either grab their gun and shoot at the kid, or chase them in their car. This, in my opinion, is fun as fuck if he or she starts chasing you. Most people do this at night to not be seen, but I like to sometimes go during day.
/I'm bored as fuck, let's go ding dong ditching and hit that old guy down the road first./
/Fuck yeah! Let's go./

hi ditching 

The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.
Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.
hi ditching by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016

ditching school 

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
ditching school by Gnappy December 26, 2008

Ditching 

Multiple definitions,

1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully
Nick is ditching tommy to hangout with jack
Ditching by Blake1999 August 20, 2017

Dutchling 

Dutchling (plural Dutchlings) describes a person born in or possessing citizenship of the Netherlands who has not yet reached legal age (i.e., 0-18). The expression is created by a combination of the word "Dutch" and the derivational affix "-ling" as in "duckling".
Soon after birth, Dutchlings learn how to ride a bike and grow tulips.

On Koningsdag, the streets are full of Dutchlings attempting to purchase alcohol without the need to confirm their legal age.

Tab Dotching 

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching
You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching
Tab Dotching by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021