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drunken kung fu 

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight
That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu
drunken kung fu by rookybeats December 24, 2008

drunken yesser 

a person who makes plans and/or says yes to anything when drunk, then at the next sober point in their life, changes their mind and/or retracts aforementioned plans or agreements
That drunken yesser, Bob, said last night, that he was going camping with us. Today he said he can't afford it.

drunken fool 

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.
Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"
drunken fool by Big Country Tim October 15, 2008

drunken miscalculation 

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.
Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.

drunken munchies 

the desire to eat that comes when drunk.
"I'm so hungry from all this drinking."

"you've got the drunken munchies"
drunken munchies by gryphon84 March 31, 2008

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."
Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland
drunken clam by Michael October 3, 2004