Doofing 

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.

1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!

Doofing by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017

Dozing 

A term describing a severe act of stupidity that is emphasized by social ineptness, particularly saying or doing things of immaturity and creepiness, often times with members of the opposite sex.

Guy #1: "dude I'm going to get really high, eat 12 tacos, and then approach a hot girl"
Guy #2: wow man you're seriously dozing right now

Dozing by Danknugs420 May 5, 2011

doocing 

The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.

I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.

doocing by di October 14, 2004

Dooping

Dooping another word for pooping outside.

“I was just outside dooping when you called.” “When I use the indoor toilet my feet and legs go numb, the reason they go numb is because I’m so tall and the toilet is too low to the ground and it cuts off my circulation. To keep this from happening I now go outside and squat down to the ground and I call it dooping instead of pooping.

Dooping by ventravoo February 27, 2019

Dooming 

To doom, to condemn to various things that would ultimately result in death, can also refer to daily, harmless activities.

"So, what are we dooming today?"

"Stop dooming at me!"

"What kind of doom is going on over there?"

Dooming by Emik March 5, 2004

DOOMING WIZARD 

Will single-handedly DOOM your soul, no matter who ever tf you are. He will be the god of earth in 4 days

Me: Fuck off

DOOMING WIZARD: DOOM YOU
Me: OH no pls fuck my wife

DOOMING WIZARD by Tectone April 6, 2021

dootingdaily 

An angry gaslighting individual online that explodes from time to time

Look it's dootingdaily having her monthly tantrum

dootingdaily by maskedman112331231 January 10, 2022