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Ba-donk-a-donk 

Basically meaning you don't know what the fuck ur saying and you sound like a dumb fuck even saying it and searching it up in the first place.
"i have a big ba-donk-a-donk"
"Dude what the fuck even is that"

donk dialing 

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

donk depo 

A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.
Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job

Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway

Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir

Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!
donk depo by stonew2 July 14, 2010

Donk Bangaloo 

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo
"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"
Donk Bangaloo by XyloBro February 19, 2021

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister
Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap
Jager Donk by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021
A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.
Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.
Donk Bird by DJ Rome January 12, 2020