Mars area School District 

Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.

😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today

Mars area School District by IdkBored August 14, 2019

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

Blacklite District 

Alternate band famous for songs such as Cold as Ice and Hard Pill to Swallow. Also popularised by the Minecraft animator Rainimator.

Blacklite District's new song is SWEET!!

Blacklite District by SkeletonGuy November 21, 2018

Stouffville District Secondary school 

Stouffville District Secondary School is a predominantly white and brown school, it’s seen as a shit school with reckless students. It’s filled with druggys and stoners and it’s the home of Acid Boy, who one day decided to take acid at school, had a bad trip and bat shit crazy. He beat up many people, got jumped and ended it by giving the principal a smooch on the lips. His legacy lives one.

Person 1: hey you go to Stouffville District Secondary School?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: you hate your life?
Person 2: yes
Sdss is a school

Stouffville District Secondary school by Poop yooo October 21, 2021

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

distracted driving by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

meatpacking district 

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.

Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.

meatpacking district by bong recreation area February 24, 2019

Douglas Country School District 

Douglas county school district that is located just south of Denver CO. This school district is best know for being the first government funded school district to be ran by penguins (aka comeplete fucking ass holes who would rather have all their 61,000 students die in snow related accidents so they can receive one more of an “education"). The last reported snow day was more then two years ago. The superintendent Dr. Elizabeth Celania-Fagen is a complete bitch who is butt buddies with the owners of an educational company that is getting shit rich off of dcsd by implementing shitty learning systems that the students don't understand and the teachers think is retarded (can include; WCO, 21st century skill, etc...).

Don't you just love having to go to school on snowy days? If you do go to Douglas Country School District!

Douglas Country School District by Hockey140121 February 22, 2015