a good dicking 

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

a good dicking by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

dicking around 

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

dicking around by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

Dickington Pie 

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

Dickington Pie by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

Baby Dicking 

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.

Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.

Baby Dicking by biddietwirler February 24, 2019

Turtle Dicking 

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out

Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office

Turtle Dicking by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020

dicking and balling 

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

dicking and balling by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

butter dicking 

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.

Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!

butter dicking by Yield77 January 6, 2015