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soap diaper 

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.
After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.
soap diaper by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022

Protein Dispersion 

When a man ejaculates his semen.
My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!
If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

Diaper Don 

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.
Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.
Diaper Don by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don 

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.
Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.
diaper don by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.
John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!
Diaper burger by Bsupreme January 1, 2012