Defensive Daniel’s 

Daniel Defense fanboys who simp for the company regardless of their bootlicking roots

Everyone: I don’t understand why these Defensive Daniel’s cuck so hard for a mid tier rifle like they’re some tier 1 operators

Defensive Daniels: OMG but muh MK18 is gonna help me look so good across my Hawaiian shirt in the boogaloo

Defensive Daniel’s by Daddy's Hard Candy April 8, 2023

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN! 

Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.

*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN! by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2022

Jack Daniel's Story 

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.

Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!

Jack Daniel's Story by K on a Stick February 16, 2008

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works

You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011

Dante's Inferno 

Dante's Inferno is arguably the greatest song ever done by the badass Heavy Metal band Iced Earth. This song is 16:26 long and kicked an extremly large amount of ass the whole way through. This song is based off of the famous poem written by Dante Alighieri.

Set "Dante's Inferno is the greatest metal song this side of Hallowed Be Thy Name."

Dante's Inferno by Set Abominae March 20, 2007

Dante's Peak 

The sensation of needing to throw up immediately prior or immediately after climaxing with a woman. This usually starts with mild rumblings but eventually lead to the full on feeling needing deposit the contents of one's stomach.

Also, the beauty of said partner can come into play when your body debates which eruption to let loose first. The better looking the partner, the closer your barfing will be to the skeeting, or post coitus. The worse looking your partner is, the harder it will be to withold the gastrointestinal blast.

Can be used as a verb, such as "I was Dante's Peaking or I Dante's Peaked last night."

I totally had a Dante's Peak moment with Kristina last night. I literally ran to the bathroom after I busted.

Dante's Peak by The San Jose Sensation March 31, 2011

daniel's list 

Daniels's list is a colloquial term that relates to a list of girls who Daniel (or any other male) may like.

The list is often devised by friends of Daniel (or the male) and is often used to imply that they like everyone.

Some people believe the list is physical, others believe it's metaphorical, and others ignore the whole thing.

Have you seen Daniel's list? It's rather large now

I don't think Daniel's list is actually real, I know he only likes a few people.

daniel's list by Little Dicklet March 23, 2017