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Dan The Trash Man 

A man named Dan who 's from a foreign land. A round bellied Buddha boy of a man. He hauls the trash around the town, up and down in his Mercedes Benz. He's full of jokes and some dirty ones to make you choke. His main squeeze is Miss Mary Martin, makes the other guys laugh so hard, they can't stop fartin!
Dan The Trash Man by M.D.A. April 24, 2011

Dan the panini man 

Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!

Dan the trombone man 

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.
Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

coppa dan is the man 

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

man like dan 

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer
random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo
man like dan by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!