creationism 

A word that refers ONLY to the specific creation myth that the world was created as per the book of Genesis, and the people who try to defend that story as the literal truth.

"Creationism is contradictory in the simple fact that it attempts to discredit science, while at the same time trying to use science to justify it's position."

creationism by devilzukin December 3, 2003

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

old earth creationism by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

creativity 

The art of concealing your sources.

all forms of plagerism

creativity by tenkin October 21, 2003

Creativitis 

Creativitis is a disease particular to creative people that prevents them from finishing much of anything because they get stuck tweaking it until it's "perfect".

Here's the ontological argument against Creativitis:

"That which does not <em>really</em> exist is less than perfect, therefore an imperfect product that <em>actually exists</em> must be better than endlessly tweaking hypothetical shit to perfection."
-Pete Michaud

Creativitis: the secret opus magnum of a "novelist" who has never actually been published, and who never will be because he's been working on this shit for 10 years and won't ever stop working on it.

Creativitis by Perfecus March 12, 2010

malign creativity

Wanna-be Mary Poppins (AKA big sister, US-KGB) definition of anything that they (don't say she!) do not approve of.

Oh Twaddle is just full of malign creativity now. We must stop this at all costs. How can we destroy them? Call the TNI, NYT, BBC ... Call them! Call them all!!!

malign creativity by pmah1 May 2, 2022

creationism 

1. The idea that all the Ph.D. scientists on the planet, who actually spent 10-30 years of their lives getting an education in science and making real discoveries, are intellectually inferior and biased in comparison to 14- to 18-year-old impressionable christian youths and sexually frustrated right-wingers who barely graduated from high school who easily fall for hoaxes which are assumed to be "evidence" for bible literalism and against the rest of science.

2. A conspiracy theory which suggests that all the scientists on the planet are corroborating on a scheme to turn the public away from their belief in God via the theory of evolution (not only atheist scientists, but Christian, Muslim, Jewish and Hindu scientists are in on this anti-God scheme; go figure). Of course, like all conspiracy theories, you will be accused of being naive by the paranoid masses if you happen to use your brain and actually think about how it's not only impossible for thousands of people to be in on a lie without a single one of them having the scruples to come forward and expose said lie, but also impossible for snakes to talk.

1. Creationist: "Did you know Darwin recanted evolution on his deathbed? That proves evolution is wrong and creationism is true!"
Someone who doesn't have his head up his own ass: "That claim was refuted over 100 years ago. And you wonder why scientists don't take you morons seriously?"

2. Creationist: "What? You mean you DON'T believe in fire-breathing dragons and a global flood which has no evidence? You mean you actually believe what scientists say about science and not my pastor? What's wrong with you? Well don't worry, I'll pray for you."

creationism by Awesome Dog October 8, 2008

Lady Gaga creativity. 

1)To confuse random words and outfits with creativity.
2)To attempt to use a high volume of ideas to pass oneself off as creative over quality of ideas.

Wow you're songs sound like juvenille jiberish and you dress like a person with no personality trying to cover up with silly random outfits that seemed to have had zero thought involved you must be full of Lady Gaga creativity.

Wow it looks like all you do to create one of your outfits is walk outside see something and make a poorly constructed outfit out of it however you do this so often you must be some sort of genius,you must wield Lady Gaga creativity.

Lady Gaga creativity. by AthenaSatanJesus July 7, 2010