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Creaning 

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.
After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.
Creaning by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

Cravingelicious

The insanely delicious taste of something you've been craving once you eat or drink it.
"I have been craving some peanut butter for almost a week now! One moment, let me have some... WOW! This is cravingelicious!"
Cravingelicious by Shluffy04 February 16, 2010

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

Creaning 

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.
Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.
Creaning by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009

Cuddle craving 

To have an extreme want to cuddle with someone
I got a cuddle craving right now. You finna cuddle or nah?
Cuddle craving by Firebroski66 January 11, 2015

Cock Craving Cum Hound 

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.
Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!