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An amazing Girl. Maybe the best you colud find. Could be even a stripper, because of her amazing body. She is always cracking jokes and is truly hilarious. She is really beautiful, even if she may not believe it. She has the most amazing hair and is the best person to spend your time with. She is always cracking jokes and is truly hilarious. She is really beautiful, even if she may not believe it. She has the most amazing hair and is the best person to spend your time with. She can be a very nice , lovable, mean , petty , basically she’s all emotions in one . If you ever need to laugh, cry , vent on she will always be there with her great advice. At times she may mess things up but it’s ok she’s a human too . When she falls in love with someone she falls in deep and she gets attached really bad so don’t break her heart . No matter how many times you do her wrong she will always help you out and come back to you but once’s you mess with someone she really cares about it’s over.
Don‘t ever let a Collien go.
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Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016

Joog collin

Pot head... Joogs for money. always needs a ride to sunoco, gets PISSED when theres no weed around and if there is hell do anything to get it
Joog collin by timmy john john March 1, 2013

Susan Collins 

Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

colloidicalateral

kol-oid-iki-LAT-er-ul

-adjective
1. relating to, occurring on, or involving any purely invented and and yet unreal knowledge of epic significance.

Origin:
2010.09.25 <GK koll ( a ) glue + -oidikilateral

-Related forms:
colloidicalaterally, adverb
colloidicity, noun
Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."
colloidicalateral by Sporlan Orange September 26, 2010

Collins bomb 

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).
Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."
Collins bomb by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Collin Disc 

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.
"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"
Collin Disc by Gorbont March 7, 2019